8 July 2026
The Dry Run: Séayoncé
8 July 2026
About
Classically trained, fetish-approved and, as of yesterday, dead.
Their bodies are cold, but their spirits are restless. Join psychic extraordinaire Séayoncé in her parlour for a journey through Operotica's many past lives.
From star-crossed nuns to 18th-century ladies-in-waiting, these theatrical reincarnations reveal the true purpose of history's horniest souls. Will their story of love after death be the greatest (and sexiest) ever told?
Witness a haunting that will tear down the opera house and transport you through time.
DATES & TIMES
8 July, 7pm
HOW TO BOOK
ONLINE
Click BOOK NOW to buy tickets online. A £2.50 booking fee applies.
BOX OFFICE
Call 020 3606 0164, Monday to Friday, 10am–5.30pm. A £3 booking fee applies, waived on Access tickets.
ACCESS & SUITABILITY
ACCESS
Access tickets are priced as concessions and can be booked online. We offer free tickets for companions, and these must be booked by emailing boxoffice@theyardtheatre.co.uk
ACCESS MEMBERSHIP
Access Members get seats held for performances, tickets at the access rate and companion tickets where you need one. Membership is free.
Contact us at boxoffice@theyardtheatre.co.uk or call 020 3606 0164, Monday to Friday, 10am-530pm.
AGE GUIDANCE
Recommended for ages 14+
CONTENT WARNINGS
Content warnings will be available closer to opening. This show is still being made.
RUNNING TIME
1 hour.
THE DRY RUN
This performance is part of The Dry Run. It’s a work-in-progress show (a new show just before it’s finished) in a work-in-progress theatre (a new theatre just before it’s finished).
This means we're putting our venue, our team and our systems through their paces for the first time. This is an exclusive sneak peek behind the curtain before we open.