30 October 2026
Live Drafts: Dirty Little Mark
30 October 2026
About
ALL SUDS AND NO LATHER
Dirty Little Mark is an overgrown baby in a soiled hand-me-down nightie. He’s a filthy drag clown running amok with a Cilla Black playlist. He’s a lip-syncer armed with a very inedible banana.
Widnes is his home. It pioneered the production of soap, bleach, and weedkiller. Now pollution is in the soil. And there’s no soap left for Mark.
This is Dirty Little Mark’s Partially-Non-Sentimental Unflushed Toilet of a Semi-Fictional Memoir.
Created and performed Morgan Brame
Presented by LOWERHOUSE
With special thanks to our Live Draft supporters, Fiona Clements, Gabriel Vogt, and those who wish to remain anonymous.
DATES & TIMES
Friday, 30 October
5pm
LIVE DRAFTS
Live Drafts is theatre in the making: six shows at their earliest possible stage.
Theatre can't be finished until it's met an audience. This is where you come in. Go and see something nobody's seen before. It might be brilliant. Some bits might not work. That's the deal. Then: off to the bar to chat about it. And it's only a tenner.
HOW TO BOOK
ONLINE
Just click the 'BOOK NOW' button to purchase tickets online. A £2.50 booking fee will apply.
BOX OFFICE
You can book tickets over the phone, call us at 020 3606 0164, Monday to Fridays, 10am-5.30pm. A £3 booking fee will apply except for access bookings.
ACCESS & SUITABILITY
ACCESS
Access tickets are priced as concessions and can be booked online. We offer free tickets for companions, and these must be booked by emailing boxoffice@theyardtheatre.co.uk
ACCESS MEMBERSHIP
Access Members get seats held for performances, tickets at the access rate and companion tickets where you need one. Membership is free.
Contact us at boxoffice@theyardtheatre.co.uk or call 020 3606 0164, Monday to Friday, 10am-5:30pm.
SUITABILITY
Recommended for ages 16+
CONTENT GUIDANCE
This show contains haze, strobe lighting, loud noises, scenes of a sexual nature and strong language.
RUNNING TIME
We will update this as the show continues to get made.
WAYS TO SAVE
NO EMPTY SEATS
If you’re aged 27 and under, you can get £5 tickets on the door to all performances that are not sold out with No Empty Seats.
GROUP BOOKINGS
If you’d like to make a group booking (10+ tickets), please email boxoffice@theyardtheatre.co.uk
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