
11 March - 14 March 2019
REALLY REAL TEENZ!
11 March - 14 March 2019
Really Real Teenz!
The Yard’s company of young performers follow up their sell-out “superb” and “stunningly honest” debut show You Do Not Have To Say Anything by teaming up with one of contemporary performance’s most infamous artists, The Famous Lauren Barri Holstein (Notorious, The Barbican; Splat!, SPILL Festival) to create a show about bodies, pop culture, and what happens when you take young people seriously.
Expect sexy brats, explosive fruit, and the worship of KFC; filthy dissections, Lady Gaga’s fetishes, and fierce hawk-women; Trump’s dumb hair, bloody Britney, and wild maniac dancing. These teens have some sh*t to say.
This is not the work that usually gets made with young people.
This might get uncomfortable.
WAYS TO SAVE
YARD LOCAL
Locals get 30% off all tickets with a free Yard Local Card – sign up online.
NO EMPTY SEATS
If you’re aged 26 and under, you can get £5 tickets on the door to all performances that are not sold out with #NoEmptySeats.
CONCESSIONS
If you're aged 26 and under, 65+, a student or are unwaged, tickets are priced cheaper.
GROUP BOOKINGS
If you’d like to make a group booking (10+ tickets) please email marketing@theyardtheatre.co.uk
ACCESS & SUITABILITY
ACCESS
Access tickets are priced as concessions and can be booked online. We offer free tickets for companions, and these must be booked by emailing marketing@theyardtheatre.co.uk
OPEN CONCESSIONS
Open Concession tickets are available at £5 for anyone who feels they would really benefit from this reduction.
SUITABILITY
Age guidance: 14+
This show contains strobe lighting and haze.

“It's utterly, utterly joyous. Everything I hope it would be. Such a sophisticated, poised, yet completely chaotic ode to the strength and sexuality of young people.”
Exeunt Magazine
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